i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
I FORGIVE YOU FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING HIM FOR HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
HE IS SUCH A CHARISMATIC HUMANITARIAN
(Source: homofiction)
This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
legit tears
the last gif though, he pats the cat, omg
(Source: godbless-st-cyr)
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
*seductively falls off a building*
sherlock?
the ponds?
Dumbledore?
this was uncalled for
I think the most depressing part is that there are just so many options to choose from.
I love how in the Misty Mountains scene the dwarves are all facing the fire basically
but wait, Nori what are you d-
are you staring at the wall?
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
iwishiwasathomeplayingvideogames:
I FOUND MY FAVOURITE POST ON TUMBLR.
Manservant/Sorcerer:
IT GOT BETTER
THOR
The Boy Who Lived
(Source: writetothesoul)













